The Wrong Subject

b4 i took up paktology as an extra subject......

accounting teacher : study hard. results not bad. i think you should be ok in the real exam....dont worry.....

parents : my good daughter is bla bla bla bla (all praises)

friends : she dunno the meaning of love...innocent fella.



after ive decided to study paktology

accounting teacher : ur result is below expectation nowadays....

parents : u cant focus/control urself already.....(blame my subject for every fault ive committed )

friends : shes naughty.



Thats's why it was once quoted "when ur deciding on what to study, never choose paktology. choose it n be stuck with it."

Cikgu Dan Murid

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awakdoakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamatsejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masadan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik- baik. Hari ini cikgu nak ujikamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu,faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan dan selepas ini sayaAkan uji kamu semua simpulan bahasa!!!

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Ratan lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar saya!

Cikgu : Kamu bodoh!
Murid : Kami pandai!

Cikgu : Cukup!! Cukup! !
Murid : Tak cukup!!Tak cukup! !

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : Gila lah kamu semua ni!!!!!!!!!!!
Murid : Siuman lo saya tu???????????

Cikgu : Senyap lah !!
Murid : Bising lo??

Cikgu : Jangan bising, bodoh, bodoh, bodoh!!
Murid : Boleh senyap, pandai, pandai, pandai??

Cikgu : Sudah, sekarang saya akan uji simpulan bahasa!!
Murid : Belum, selepas kamu belum uji peribahasa??

Cikgu : Ringan tulang!!
Murid : Berat gnalut??

Cikgu : Salah!!!
Murid : Betul???

Cikgu yang garang itu segara lari dari kelas itu.Murid-murid berasa lega dangembira kerana berjaya menjawab pertanyaan cikgu mereka.

My childhood heroes, forever legends.

1. Michael Jordan
2.Dwayne Johnson(The Rock)
3. Michael Schumacher
4. Andy Lau
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger
6. CBF of Brazil
7. Chicago Bulls
8. Steve Vai
9. The Eagles
10. Scottie Pippen

Year end post.

31st of December, I will always have some kind of strange feelings towards this last day of the year. As in I never noticed time is passing so fast, ha ha. First of all, this blog is one year old, I'm one year older =P Old peoples they say to treasure your 18, I guess I did.

This year I've been rather less at home, I still have a clear picture of this first day of the year, the day I went NS, memory is still fresh, now you tell me it was 300++ days before, huh? Got so long, meh? =]

Perhaps the fastest time passed ever was my moments up at Genting. I remember there was this day, which me, no0bie sAm^ and hakkai went up for a day trip, and I thought , woah sure life up there would be cool, lah. I went for interview, couple of days later, I packed my stuff, headed to Genting, stayed for half a year, as a croupier, Roulette dealer. Peoples up there they like to call me by the name San Gai, name adopted from the series "Young And Dangerous". I played DotA everyday after I finished work. Went KL every month during off duties. Phew, half a year, gone.

Enough of that, perhaps life at Genting is still wonderful despite the boring life routine. Here's the happening stuff of this month at Genting.

Christmas Carols.

The renowned magical pan flute world tour.

4th Asian cup Yoyo Competition

And this is how crowded it was, Christmas eve.

Share.

Since I was small, dad went Langkawi, mum has to work day and night, til now I had already been used to living alone. And now I'm feeling a short sense of belonging towards home, especially for half of this year when I went Genting to work, perhaps I seldom comes back, not even my phone hits home. I seldom talk to my mum, she didn't know about my life outside home, I'm feeling strange..

I think, when we live at the same time we should share our joys and sorrows, at least with those which are closest to us, somehow love establish between peoples when they actually shares. For so long I still couldn't think of any love in this world which is not based on mutual sharing.

God's love shared us His grace and mercy.

Parent's love shared by sacrificing their everything for their child.

Friend's love based on the mutual sharing of life's ups and downs.

couple's love is when you share your every single bit in life to the one you love.

So when one does not share anymore, simultaneously love is vanishing, I'm learning to share, I appreciate peoples in my life which let happened all the miracles. Every time when I'm heading down I think of these peoples, they're God sent, as co-authors to write on the pages of life...